Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
17. "I finished the Oreo's."
16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."
15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!"
14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."
13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl."
12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
9. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"
8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
7. "Get your *own* ice cream."
6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
5. "Got milk?"
4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Bambi."
3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."And the Number
1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife...1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."
Saturday, December 22, 2007
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What were you doing online at 5:10 this morning? You crazy girl! I loved the one about naming the baby Bambi. Haha... Wasn't that your nickname?
Unfortunately, the pregnant princess is not able to sleep through the night anymore. I have vivid dreams that wake me up and upset me. Then I am up for hours! Of course, then I take a good long nap. (I was bambi, you were deedee, that seems like a lifetime ago).
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